Paladin Tanking Joke
Disclaimer: In no way am I suggesting that Paladins can't tank. I just found the joke funny.
Joke (Edited for Comedic Effect):
So a warlock walks into a bar and sits down. He orders a glass of beer and starts relaxing, when all of a sudden, a paladin walks in and sits next to him. He turns to look at the warlock and says: 'Hey buddy, conjure me up something to drink,'
The warlock raises an eyebrow and looks to the paladin, clearly confused. He set his bottle down and spoke, slowly, and clearly, so as not to confuse the paladin.
'You want me to summon water? Buddy, you've got the wrong person...'
With that said, he returned to his drink. However, the paladin spoke up once again.
'Well if you can't conjure me up something to drink, can you at least conjure me up something to eat?'
The warlock sighed heavily and set his drink down, turning once again to face the paladin.
'If I can't conjure you something to drink, what makes you think I could conjure you something to eat? You clearly need a mage, now stop bothering me.'
The warlock returned to his drink, only to find the paladin nudging his shoulder.
'Oh I'm sorry,' the paladin said mockingly. 'I thought you had something to offer to someone other than yourself.'
The warlock smoothly rose from his seat, grabbed his bottle of beer, and swung it hard, smashing the paladin full in the face. The paladin collapsed on the floor amidst a shower of beer, blood, shards of glass, and shattered pride, groaning in pain. The warlock tossed the broken neck of the bottle on the floor, and smoothed his robes.
'Oh I'm sorry,' he said with a smile. 'I thought you could tank.'
Joke (Edited for Comedic Effect):
So a warlock walks into a bar and sits down. He orders a glass of beer and starts relaxing, when all of a sudden, a paladin walks in and sits next to him. He turns to look at the warlock and says: 'Hey buddy, conjure me up something to drink,'
The warlock raises an eyebrow and looks to the paladin, clearly confused. He set his bottle down and spoke, slowly, and clearly, so as not to confuse the paladin.
'You want me to summon water? Buddy, you've got the wrong person...'
With that said, he returned to his drink. However, the paladin spoke up once again.
'Well if you can't conjure me up something to drink, can you at least conjure me up something to eat?'
The warlock sighed heavily and set his drink down, turning once again to face the paladin.
'If I can't conjure you something to drink, what makes you think I could conjure you something to eat? You clearly need a mage, now stop bothering me.'
The warlock returned to his drink, only to find the paladin nudging his shoulder.
'Oh I'm sorry,' the paladin said mockingly. 'I thought you had something to offer to someone other than yourself.'
The warlock smoothly rose from his seat, grabbed his bottle of beer, and swung it hard, smashing the paladin full in the face. The paladin collapsed on the floor amidst a shower of beer, blood, shards of glass, and shattered pride, groaning in pain. The warlock tossed the broken neck of the bottle on the floor, and smoothed his robes.
'Oh I'm sorry,' he said with a smile. 'I thought you could tank.'
Labels: silly
posted by Sylvina Solaris | 2:57 PM
3 Comments:
Quite funny. If it was a DWARF paladin he would have taken the beer to the face and said "Is that all you got?"
I know this is a joke but I like commenting...
While warlocks do not offer any buffs to their party they do offer very useful soulstones, healthstones, and curses that help the raid. Affliction locks can also decrease the melee dmg any mob does by 5%.
LOL, what a terrible joke :)
I think you need some more "background noise" - somehow fit in a couple more stereotypical "wrong thing to ask X class" events going on in the back, to add more chuckles ;)
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